Tinder is easily one of the most popular hookup apps being used today. Millions of people all over the world use it to find like-minded individuals who just want to have some fun. Tinder for those who don’t know is a geo-location based app where you get to be matched with like-minded people. Although some use it for dating purposes, an overwhelming majority use Tinder for some nice hot hookups. The great thing about this app is that it has a great pace to it. You don’t need to read the entire profile and go through her history just to say hi. If you like their picture, you just have to swipe right. If that person feels the same way and swipes right at you, you will get matched together. Once you are matched with someone, you get to send them a message and you need to make it count. This has led to the creation of numerous ingenious and hilarious pickup lines. Here are some of the top ten Tinder pickup lines for men.
One ingenious guy wrote,
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.”
Sheer genius! Who ever thought that the classic dialogue from Taken, the movie could be used to woo someone?
#2 We don’t need any education!
Here is one educational pickup line. Lol.
“Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes… with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.”
This one may not appeal to every girl out there due to its explicit nature, but if someone does get impressed by it, you know you just hit the mark. All you have to do is carry forward the conversation from there and bang! Hookup heaven awaits!
#3 Humble Pie
“What’s a smart, attractive, young man like me doing without your number?”
Do you believe that being humble is the key to meeting the right person? Think again. This line worked like a charm and sent someone to hookup heaven.
#4 Smooth operator
Sometimes if your first pickup line doesn’t land, you still have a great chance to hit the jackpot. All you need is a witty mind, some confidence and a great presence of mind. One guy brilliantly wrote,
“What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?”
The woman replied,
“Is there a D, All of the above?”
The man artfully replied,
“Oh. So are you saying you want the D?”
Kaching!!! For one day, he became the happiest man in the world.
#5 No hobo
This dude wrote,
“Hey, can I stay at your place? No hobo.”
The girl replied,
“Hahaha. What do I even say to that?”
He cheekily replied,
“You say yes, because the rate of homelessness is approaching record highs”
Sometimes, humor is the best way to connect to other people. There’s something very attractive about a man who knows himself and has an incredible sense of humor. Girls love men who are witty and can make them laugh.
#6 Timing Counts
Sometimes the stars just line up for that perfect pickup line. When that happened to this guy, he said,
“Hey girl, are you the date today? Cause you’re a 10/10.”
Just the right amount of simplicity and humor to impress!
#7 Rope-Play? How About Word Play?
One guy wrote,
“I just saw the best upsexy ever”
When you write this, the woman will most likely reply by asking what’s upsexy? Get it? Then all you have to do is take it from there and baam! Get ready for some sweet lovin!
#8 It’s all about the Numbers
Sometimes, catching someone by surprise is the best way to impress them. Quick thinking often impresses women since it shows you are capable of thinking on your feet. However, to accurately predict the flow of conversation and land a witty pickup line is impressive on a whole other level. This man did just that by writing,
“So, how does this work? Are we married now?”
The woman replied,
“We are. I hope you don’t mind that I have eight children. They are all girls”
This is the moment where most people would just quit the conversation and move on but this man knew exactly what he wanted to say. He replied,
“That’s great news. Only need two more to reach my number. Better start working on it soon.”
The woman confused by this advance, asked,
Only to realize that she just fell for his ingenious pickup line. You can bet he woke up the next day with the biggest smile in the world.
#9 Home Made Porn
Yes, you read that right. When you’re writing a dirty pickup line, there’s always a chance that you’ll be shooed away because most of them are such a cliché. However, if you can mix it up by writing something clever……
“Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
#10 The Sexy Couch
How can you make a pickup line revolving around a couch? Check out what this guy wrote,
“What’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.”
Sometimes when trying to hook up with someone, taking the direct approach just works.